an episode of supernatural: a summary
person: screams
person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
person: well fuck
DUN DUN
~supernatural~
sam: hey dean
dean: no sam i'll protect you
sam: uh
dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
sam: ok dean
sam and dean: we're cops
everyone: lol ok
sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
sam and dean: wat about u
relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
sam and dean: no you didn't
relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
later~
sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
dean: cheeseburger
sam: research
dean: diner food
sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
bobby: idjits
sam and dean: fight creature
creature: lol no
sam: it... not ded???? how???????
dean: sassy comment~
relative of dead: hey what's the haps
dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
relative of dead: WHAT
relative of dead: ok
sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
dean: i'll protect u
sam: .......................................................k
sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
dean: looking into the fire with passion
sam: dean wtf
dean: i don't want to talk about it
sam: ok-
dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
dean: wow frick u sam
eric kripke: haha later bitches

securitrons:

nervously hopes these are still cool

conversationparade:

Next week, on Hoarders.
screenshot from radioactivegumdrops
perks-of-being-chinese:

dominicsellie:

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

the first and fourth ones arent even standing up

AWWWW

perks-of-being-chinese:

dominicsellie:

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

the first and fourth ones arent even standing up

AWWWW

adrastosarmor:

postgradfiles:

Oh, in a perfect world.

THIS

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum